Affiliate Marketing Blog by James Little

Edit: 03/12/06

5 things you didn’t know about Ted Leonsis€¦

1) Ted Leonsis is actually an alien that landed in the Roswell €œincident€ in July 1974. When the US Government decided that Aliens are not vastly different they let them free into the world. Around the same time, Ted, and a few of his friends from UFO, setup AOL and proved that humans really are dump - the reason AOL is so popular.

2) Ted Leonsis once cooked a meal for the Queen of England. He made one of his favourite dishes, a monkey brain and dog stir fry, service with rice. The Queen of England asked for seconds and said it tasted €œrather like chicken€

3) Ted Leonsis advised the President of America to go to war with Iraq. It was a ploy to win more democratic votes as Ted was planning on running for office, but decided against it after being blackmailed about point 1.

4) Ted Leonsis was once a guest star in the popular US hit comedy €œFriends€. He played Chandlers gay housemate in Episode 192

5) Ted Leonsis once played for UK Football side Manchester United, where he was infamous for a €œkung fu€ kick against a Crystal Palace fan. He was later suspended but retains a hero status due to the footballing ability that helped Manchester United lift the FA Cup and win the League title for a record number of years. He now ownes a stake of Chelsea FC and is looking to return to the popular sport.

Interestingly it’s only been three days since my Ted Leonsis post and since the Ted Leonis threadwatch post about his excellent SEO skills.

In a few Google Data centers Wolf Howl (who is in Las Vegas for the Pubcon at the moment) is already showing up on the front page for his Ted Leonis page! To learn more about Ted Leonsis why not visit the Ted Leonsis Wikipedia page.

Edit: 20/11/06

An excellent piece of Ted Leonsis and the vanity searching on thingsthatmakeyougohmm (Ted Leonsis)

And another post by xensen (Ted Leonsis)

Edit: 28/11/06

Ooops. I almost forgot about Ted. Wolf Howl has now created a Ted Leonsis SEO Contest! Nice.

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